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[01:50:30] goes. And also, Mr. Naughty has his own merch now. And the Mr. Naughty line of merch. I think he's got he's definitely got a mug, I think. Does Mr. Naughty have a t-shirt yet? Not yet, but he does have a mug. And you can show it on the next live stream. Uh, will Mr. Naughty have a t-shirt this week? Yes, Mr. Mr. Naughty will have a t-shirt this week. We've got a couple of other new pieces of merch that went up
[01:51:00] this past week and there's going to be um I don't think that's true. It's true. The Mr. Naughty mug went up this week and the Illuminati t-shirt went up this week. Uh the Mr. Naughty Mug. Oh, well, there's I got to tell them about this one. So there's the Illuminati mug. So there's Mr. Naughty. So he's got his own mug. Illuminati. That's very funny. Uh but don't forget
[01:51:30] we've got this one. Hecklefish saying, "Don't be a sheep." That's new. That's hot off the press. Don't be a sheep. Hot off the press. That's my That's my Adobe Illustrator skills at work right there. That clip art pulled into to Adobe Illustrator. Good job. cutting up a really cool mouse pad that one of the fans created some fan art of you and hecklefish looking like film noir like detectives. It's
[01:52:00] really cool. So, we're going to be creating that mouse pad and um two different lizard people t-shirts. Yes. That are very So, I love that. I love that. Look at it. Doesn't even have any front teeth. Isn't that nice? That's right. When you're that adorable, you don't even need teeth. You don't even need teeth. It's just all adorbs. That wears off though that you hit about
[01:52:30] 16. Get them teeth fixed. As of today, I can now reliably All right, I got that untapped value. I'm looking forward to the next chapter. Um, if you can telepathically communicate with your own spirit team, can you order my Applebees for me? Be super helpful. Hail Homestead, $20. Great show. Uh, sorry about last week. Don't let randos on YouTube bring you down. Would like to know where the beings uh John D uh Sir Francis Bacon saw and got scientific advancements from come into play.
[01:53:00] Could be. Could be. John D definitely an interesting guy. He was um involved in I think believe John D was the one who spoke the an angel language, right? He spoke spoke to angels to to decode the voinage manuscript. Was that John D and Francis Bacon? Yeah, I've heard that too. That you know, so ahead of ahead of their time that uh the information had to come from somewhere. I like it. Ferrar Drums is back for $10.
[01:53:30] Shingy chingy bang bang. Nice tip, human. I understand the hecklefish doesn't like crab cats. He doesn't. But what are his thoughts on dogfish? I mean, wouldn't a dogfish chase away crab cats since dogs chase cats? That's that's an interesting thought for our drums. I like it. New t-shirt coming. Jake Best is back for $10. AJ, have you and Jen ever done IQ tests? You both see both seem level. And if so, how many standard deviations higher was Jen's score?
[01:54:00] Assumptions. [Laughter] It's very funny. Jake Best, I starred that one. Not Victoria. You started that one. I did because I knew that it Yeah, it made me laugh. Well, go ahead and tell Jake how many deviations above me you are. Go ahead and tell him. I'm not
[01:54:30] um very funny. Jake Dickerson designs $10. Most interesting show yet and I love all your shows. I'd love to hear more about the Gateway Project, interdimensional travel, astral projection, remote viewing, kisses for hecklefish. Fave. Thanks, Dickerson. Um yeah, this is a fun subject. I can't do astral projection right away because this hit it pretty hard. Um but I will be coming back to it and um the next time I hit it, I think it'll be a little bit more, you know, a little more esoteric. Not
[01:55:00] not that tonight wasn't, but I mean um I'd like to get into the different cultures and how they all kind of seem to have the same stories about it. Besides, I've tried Astral Travel. I can't get it to work, but I've tried it. So, I'm, you know, I'm into it. I'm skeptical, but I'm I want to believe. Viking knows best for 1999. Thank you for that tip. Now, I can finally join Sea Harmony and meet the future ex Mrs. Mori. Oh, that's a terrible idea. Um,
[01:55:30] Viking wants me to say hello to uh Lauren. Hi, Lauren. All right. Hi, Lauren. She's an awesome responses. They're so funny. What are you looking down at? Where? What? What? I'm reading the chat. And what's going on in the chat? What's What's happening? Uh, Iron Spider, Mrs. Space Panda.
[01:56:00] Oh, um, Zany is given a great Illuminati mug plug. Thank you, Zany. any strong what's up with um what's up with mom dropping plugs in the chat tonight wanted to help out. She did great. Yeah. Well, did she did she clear it with Zany? She did not. I think Mama Wiles thinks she can do anything she wants. She She does, doesn't she? Well, we'll set
[01:56:30] her straight. No, no, no. There's two things. Untapped Value is back for another $100. Please contact me. The Y files will be part of this disclosure process. Told you. Should I contact him? So, here's the thing. Untap Value. I don't know anything about any of this stuff. Um, I I use the tips line. I talk to you
[01:57:00] folks and I talk to Gino. those are my experts. And then I take that information and I try to make an entertaining story and I talk to a fish and then I move on to the next story. So like I don't spend a lot of time thinking about UAVs or about crab cats or stuff like that. I, you know, I just don't. I'm just an entertainer who talks to a fish. And and I think that's fine. I think this this type of subject matter needs that. Um
[01:57:30] but that's all I am. I also I have no access to anybody, you know, so I get manifestos in the email and files and if if I could just, you know, bring their information to the public or to to the media or to, you know, I could be a billionaire or I can solve this, but I can't do any of these things. If it's within make people laugh, make people think, make people smile, talk to a fish, that's my wheelhouse. Anything beyond
[01:58:00] that I, you know, I can't be part of the disclosure process. Can I, Jen, can I be part of the process? I mean, I I don't mind. I'm not against it is what I'm saying. Well, I mean, you know, he can email you. Mhm. Sure. Sure. Sure. But he wants me to contact him. I don't know. I That's I don't know about that. Those make me nervous. Well, I get emails that are like, "Here's my personal number. Please call me." And it's like and then and then 3 hours later you why
[01:58:30] haven't you called me yet? And then the next day I can't believe you haven't called me. Don't you want to know? No, I want to know less. So now so really quick, Mark Irwin, Janna, go get in the shower. Mark needs you to stop watching the show and go get ready for bed. All right. And while we're on it, if you if you have a white a white Buick sedan, you're double parked.
[01:59:00] So, do we have any other announcements for the room? Yes, it's time for a giveaway. Oh, is it time for a giveaway? Okay. Yep. Um, how do we do that? Oh, we got to hit that button. Hang on. Hang on. It's not that one. Hang. One of these days, this is going to be a professional thing, but No, today is not not that day. All right, there's that. And I think Can I do this?
[01:59:30] All right, we're we're in business. Um, Untapped Value. I'm going to leave you up there. And And you the thing about Untappd Value, I look at his his avatar there. I mean, he looks like a financial planner or maybe he's he looks like the good player on the softball team. Like he looks like a guy. Good player, right? Yes, he looks like a guy. You wouldn't expect that he has in spiritual communication with a whole team of spirits that
[02:00:00] interal travelers and but look, you can't judge a spirit by its cover. That's what they say. Uh can I say AJ that um on the Discord, Untapped Value should come on there because I listen to every story. Uh I I uh have our users come in and tell their stories. Just this week we had stories about astral projection all week. So you should come in uh just like this AMA here is I'm listening to to everyone
[02:00:30] else's stories. So there you go. Untapped Value Discord is a great place for that. It really is. All kidding aside, it really is. So, you should do um sideways mullet. Side Oh, that's a good one. Should I spell it the right way or like Hecklefish spelled it? Hecklefish. Spell like heckish's way. Uh oh. Uh oh. This is going to be crazy.
[02:01:00] Uh oh. All right. Well, this is now you know who wants it. All right. Here's how it works. If you're just joining us, and by the looks of the numbers, a few people are. Um, you just type in sideways mullet in the chat. That's all you type in, but you have to type it exactly how you see it and you get entered to win a $50 gift card. It's drawn randomly, but if you type it any differently or correct the spelling, you it's not going to work. So, you have to type it just like that. And uh and then what happens if you win? You need to come to Discord and put in a
[02:01:30] help desk ticket and I'll get your name and email and we'll get you a $50 gift card to the Wi-Fi store. Yay. Hey. And Victoria Victoria will call you personally and talk to you about it, right? No, she won't. Okay. I'm just asking. All right. Sideways mullet. All right. Everyone looks like they're spelling it right. I'm really impressed. Garrett. Garrett's all lowercase, but I think that's okay, Garrett, but I'm not sure. U Mark astral
[02:02:00] projection scares me. Imagine getting lost and not able to find your way back. Um, so most astral projection theories, I'm still looking. Um, have you tethered to your body, it's called a silver cord. It really depends on what you believe. That you can't get lost. That if something happens out in the astral plane, the cord tugs you back and you wake up. But let's say you're doing something, you're messing with your brain waves with the hemisync and it goes ary.
[02:02:30] The astral doesn't matter. you can go into psychosis. So, that's a very small chance of that. But, I had to say it in the video because if a million people watch, there's going to be that one guy who has a bad experience. And look, man, I said I said it could happen. You know, check with your doctor. Um, I said I sent you the story of the woman who got unplugged and this is what
[02:03:00] happened. She figured it out and got unplugged. It is. I couldn't work her into the story, but what she was talking about is a is a tech CEO um just a couple years ago. Um very normal woman typ just she was had a startup getting some funding, things were working out. Um husband, children, she is uh she calls her mother and she's frantic and she says um nothing is real. It's all fake. Um, it's
[02:03:30] an experiment. It's the Matrix. Nothing is real. Oh, she's she's going off and she hangs up and uh people think that's strange, but then they don't hear from her for a couple of days and she's parked a few blocks away from the airport where she was supposed to go and she's dead in her car and um there's there's no good cause of death. The official cause of death is she had a manic episode and that causes death.
[02:04:00] which is very very unusual for that to happen. She was 34 years old, just didn't have a cardiac and also no history of manic depression. So, and then some people on the internet or Reddit will say, well, if she has manic depression, then something like this could happen. And her husband said she had no history of mental illness. Well, how does he know? He was a psychologist. He knows. So, um, that's just a couple years ago that that's the official story. She's